April

"Take a deep breath, go for a walk, and buy a bubble tea or something" - gold
"Stay sloppy Nick, I appreciate you" - gold
29/04/2024
"Pepperoni, moosearella, and everything else that comes with the deep dish sicilia" - land
24/04/2024
"Double barrel business, even in the pour y'all, don't need no funn'all, it's double barrel, business." - land
23/04/2024
"That is hideously out of key, I love it"
"You do a wee, then I'll get my lunch on, then I'll read the e-mails over a hot dog"
22/04/2024
"It has, like, a crisp, you know, taste, EAAUrh--P" - land
19/04/2024
"Make sure that nub's there, it could mean something completely else" - j
"Stop looking at my scrolly bit" - j
"The first crack is always the crack of the day" - land
16/04/2024
"I've been out, and I've been down" - dad
"One, two, thriggity four"
"Oh, and by the name, what's your way?"
11/04/2024
"It's like a potato flake coagulation" - cnsr
"What a feeling algorithm"
"This is a disc that I'll never use ever, unless I happen to use Windows, which is never"
10/04/2024
"You should let your dreams be dreams" - indigo
"Here I sit, broken-hearted, tried to shit, but only farted" - mum
"Mehhh mehhh mehhh, it's all the same innit" - dad
07/04/2024
"I don't know what's wrong with the microwave. It keeps having babies" - mum
"I left an external hard drive on my bed overnight"
05/04/2024
"Do I know, yes, do I care, no"
"Bucket and I are best friends" - sis
"On one condition: I get a curry" - sis
"I have Ekelled so hard that years have been shaved off my life." - BigSugges
"No scrobbles for Bananas"
04/04/2024
"Who's a cutie chonkin fronker, nananananaaaa, its menfugh Frank. Cutie frankie mister frankie, don't tink your head while I'm singing to you, frankie frankie frANKIE FRANKIE I TOLD YOU, I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THAT WAY frank" - dank
01/04/2024
"Y'all almost men, all y'all yo, you're almost men, yo ain't kids no more, y'all girls ain't little girls no more, look yo, y'all men yo, y'all men yo, 14, 15, 16, 17, you're men"
27/04/2023
The Optimist's Opinion
21/04/2023
As if I'm not aware. Sly is also aware. He's very aware.
Funny video, make funny edit of funny video, double the funnies, double the fun.
15/04/2023
"Everyone in Super Mario Bros Wii, you know, and that was just that side scroll, total fun and 3D world, RAAEEEAAAOW, you know, it's just every one of them has had such magical memories for me" - Charles Martinet, 19th December 2018
13/04/2023
interest from the cushion boy
26/04/2021
Cadapodoca,
Dakadookooshteekee,
Porcakopolacatina.


thunderous robusticity and additive manufacturing
22/04/2021
10 untweakable kits
16/04/2021
rustle up and feel good
14/04/2021
Ace those decks, baby
04/04/2021
"Nice insect! You look like a peanut, spider."
02/04/2021
Soap shortage. (this is a tongue twister!)
29/04/2020
if would've cat? if WOULD'VE CAHH!!!!!!!!! iff.
I absolutely like this keyboard 100% itt is good.
29/04/2020
2 is going. so is 4 :)
also please fid 5 (i memnt rid not bid ) and 6 and 7 8 9 17 18
15s a good one so keep that.
20/04/2020
One of the great challenges in this world is knowing enough about a subject to think you're right, but not enough about the subject to know you're wrong.
19/04/2020
jurassic world
a matchstick nest

everything good in the world.
04/04/2020

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