March
"I peruse my thistle in the general vicinity of your kumquat" - mirrorball
"'Twas brillig, and my slithy toves did gyre and gimble in your wabe. All Mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgabe." - 9spaceking
28/03/2024
"I want to see y'all on your baddest behaviour, lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour" - kast
27/03/2024
"Yeah, gourmet, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, with-- you know, you-you-you could put "Raise the Roost", you know, on on on the little menu, you know, without-- you know, w-you know, with-with-with-with-with the prices w-no prices, alright?" - land
24/03/2024
"I was so busy raving that I lost track of time"
22/03/2024
"Remember to keep your dong on the leath"
"It's a motherboard, it's a cable" - rry
12/03/2024
"This tuna sandwich seems to have brought me to another dimension where Buzzy is a house DJ" - savage
10/03/2024
"It's roller skating painting graffiti tag gang whatever thing" - dank
"There's no reason a chimpanzee can't be as inspired by bats as a man is" - jazza
09/03/2024
"This is just the most lubed-up mouse ball I've ever seen" - lgr
"The reason this sucks is because it's awful" - lgr
"The neat little software bonus is just a nice bonus" - lgr
05/03/2024
It's difficult to use. Not being able to resize the preferences window, Augggh. Stupid as hell.
27/03/2023
Brut force, a bunch of people going round spraying others with deodorant and either converting them or getting them to know about brut
21/03/2023
"An immediate hint of stale cat food, like a rusty 90's crayon, a stale old rusty crayon, cardboard attic, with a hint of soggy chemicals"
17/03/2023
Win me over, screw me over, run me over
Pongdingers
14/03/2023
"I dont want to get into an online flame war about this. Peace. But you are wrong." - Lexpie
12/03/2023
Jamaican ocelot
Words made from just letters and numbers
05/03/2023
You're a naughty boy for running out like that... but a good boy for coming in
14/03/2022
I posess a substantial aversion to the dynamic range exhibited by this audio waveform...
07/03/2022
Sounding good or making sense.
Post-Hugo Defenestration
08/03/2023
Looks no better than the best
But the best looks better than the rest.
Try working that one out.
07/03/2023
"A playable state of bass"
what do now we just
31/03/2021
"I don't know how it goes. I know it goes, but I just don't know how."
Clear your mind with this beauty.
17/03/2021
A Cacophony of Copycats
20 Track Territory
Dodgy Davie D Dog
15/03/2021
Irate Plate Ratal
Attack the Biscuit
Embrace the Fish
14/03/2021
The Big File Warrant
Def Knell Recordings
Tutering, so Sutering
Cheap and Reliable
Formerly in print, currently online
Slur Word
14/03/2021
Two Clueless Scientists Make a Conclusion That's Actually Incorrect
Do now, do I.
Book Slash Item
11/03/2021
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His mom could eat no lean
So one day, Jack got all the food
and put it in a washing machine
10/03/2021
Magic of the Touch
"That looks very much like a thing that could exist" - simon, 10/3/2021
wreckmateowfilm
10/03/2021
Operating System card clasp
"if the cake is a lie, then whole gain is the truth"
Thirty dirty flirtys
Live end, dead end
09/03/2021
"Click that follow button and turn the alerts on"
The Anti-G Straining Manoeuvre
Fast, aggressive and slow.
Plug your headphones and your ears
White Noise: Black Screen
Sounding good or making sense.
Post-Hugo Defenestration
08/03/2021
Cattle and Bask
"Did they transform, or were they scary?" "Yes they did"
"Oh, that's a one"
Stormtrooper with Groinal Attachment
"hey chunky lay off the Oreos!"
Gonads the Testes Clock
Sweet, salted and brown.
Looks no better than the best, but the best looks better than the rest.
07/03/2021
Martipar:polygamous geen ladies
Moorload Pooland
04/03/2021