February
"A fun tune means a fun time"
"One more loop, then I'll go and get lunch"
25/02/2024
"If it was something like that but something else, then it wasn't, was it?"
"What made... the producers who whatever Andy Wilman... oow... Wilman--set--think... " - bloke
22/02/2024
"Just look outside, it was a bit like that, but worse" - lake
"Wow, I've only heard this song about 10 million times in the past second"
21/02/2024
"What an unlightening and enfattening interview that was" - sam
19/02/2024
"I remember, at the time, you couldn't forget" - teebone
"I just remembered that I forgot" - sky
"I forgot to remember to forget" - vis
"Forget to remember" - mud
16/02/2024
"Come left, my little mountain goat of a car" - clark
16/02/2024
"I wanna get myself a Samson desk so I can sound like Remarc with his funny stabs"
04/02/2024
* Drops teabag into mug
* Pours cold water into mug
* Stirs around for a few seconds
* Leaves teabag in mug when serving
25/02/2022
"It's not functionality, it's the fact that it has gaps between the screw holes" - prs
09/02/2022
Will Wright and What Not
Liquify and Solidify
"I'm not sure how whelmed I am"
27/02/2021
"2 adults and a video camera"
Liberate the Loop
26/02/2021
Pick dart, preen fart
Apple start, strawberry tart.
25/02/2021
Divisive decisive devices
24/02/2021
Went on... when turned... it on.
Shockingly good, completely mindless
"He said there's no money back once it's not sold"
23/02/2021
"Well,no day like today todo stuff that should have been made yeasterday planned a year ago..lol" - neanderthal, March 19th 2019, 2:22am
22/02/2021
"Through the lips and around the gums, look out stomach, for here it comes"
20/02/2021
Haha very funny,
my name is bugs bunny
My stuff is especially runny
when the weather's rather sunny
and i've eaten spicy food.
20/02/2021
Apples are nice
violets are red
People need to know
that farmhouse is the best kind of bread
20/02/2021
he's mr sheen
mukbang facilities
cut by a guillotine
guaranteed to make things clean
17/02/2021
Mastering is glue
I'm depressed that he's not
Mid-chesticle burn
It was fine... it was refined... it was redefined
Your mouth is closed, but we are open
17/02/2021
Ooooo yeah.
It's lunch time baby, it's lunch time.
It's lun time baby, it lun time.
It lun time baby, it lun time baby
It lun time baby, it lun time.
It's really lunch time, ya dig
13/02/2021
Important Bronco Phone Call
Of What Fate Has
"I'm gonna be prove I'm super awesome" - ad, ortious bc
Everything I say is wice
Neediness Class of 30
Sometimes they're hitting, sometimes sub-par.
"Shaving years off your learning curve"
13/02/2021
Sponsored by Ford, HP Invent, Sierra Mist, Best Buy, Heads and Shoulders and T Mobile.
12/02/2021
"So, I don't know whether my IQ are here" - captions, 9th February 2021, 12:24 PM
Sweet... crunchy... cinnamon
Purple Velvet Throne of People
Cajun Persuasion
Cranial Cramp
09/02/2021
Stays in their own, smells is abay
Get it together or forget it forever
"That's a great great grandpa... and a great great loop" - me, now
Cheapo Techno Break Remake-o
08/02/2021
Let's sit around the campfire and sing our campfire thong
our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song
SpongeBob's playing wasn't correct, his playing was wrong
so cadapodoca, dakadookooshteeky, porcakopolacatina.
07/02/2021
Daym, Wayne, how are they the same
06/02/2021
Stockton on Tees
"This specific synthesizer" (actually from yesterday but eaugh)
"I vaccumed 3 times last year"
"I said to the doctor this"
Destructive drug
Scallion with a Beard
04/02/2021
I'm sitting on the dog in the bay...
I've been blissing in the evening COHHHH
watching the ships roll in
and watch them roll away again.
02/02/2021
Whazzup y'all. Check this shizzle peepz
Good grief, strain relief
That's almost not able to do both, but it just is
Great big gigabyte (hows that for a tongue twister)
Ear to ear cabbaging!
02/02/2021