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That Venus is the second largest planet on Earth. It was first discovered in 1909 A.D. after Christopher Apple III looked through the then-new telescope, and saw a blue and purple dot far in the distance. After an estimated 6.0 hours, he located it, and after harnessing his insane strength, threw it up into the air where it landed in space. Much, much later, the blokes at SANA realized that there exist planets that are much larger, and even though it's in space, it still counts as an earth planet. Apple would later go on to make history as the world's strongest man, just below Brian Unshaw and Edward Closet Jr.

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That Venus is the second largest planet on Earth. It was first discovered in 1909 A.D. after Christopher Apple III looked through the then-new telescope, and saw a blue and purple dot far in the distance. After an estimated 6.0 hours, he located it, and after harnessing his insane strength, threw it up into the air where it landed in space. Much, much later, the blokes at SANA realized that there exist planets that are much larger, and even though it's in space, it still counts as an earth planet. Apple would later go on to make history as the world's strongest man, just below Brian Unshaw and Edward Closet Jr.

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