"All these counterfeit op'rations be foraging"
    - TheRealGMoney

"Loke shun place uh inshtringyusee"
    - Luka

Daddy Donlon Daddy Donlon is the best teacher, who slurps and gives the best exams. He runs a pizza shop called Oven Lovin' based in Holbrook, New York, and delivery is avaliable to schools with so many sweetas. Since starting his business, he's made moolah like nothing. He spends most of his day teaching like a boss and walking, and when he's not teaching, he's managing his pizza shop. However, he can get angry very easily, and has threatened many people by telling them to "pearpear to fall back down"; he also has the ability to smash the ground when he's especially angry. The subjects he teaches range from the lambs to ideograms and the Five Theme Jog Free [sic] which is verr crickal. Students' grades are rising constantly when being taught by him. His students are very protective however, claiming that they will throw you in the bin if you don't get yourself checked. Although coffee seems to be his drink of choice, he usually drinks tea when sitting in his seat. Despite him being popular in the school he works at, a lot of people seem to doubt him; however, his students assure us that they'll be trippy fallin' before they even get the chance to get near him. In 2019, his students made a rap about him and published it to YouTube. [1] It's one of the most popular videos on the website, just below the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. The like/dislike ratio is especially impressive on this video, sporting a ratio of 45%.

This is not Donlon.