June 2024
"Siah, oh Siah, why do not I ever tire"
28/06/2024
"I'm like the cowardly lion in the doggone wiz" - land
27/06/2024
"Oh joosness"
"Your legs are your body, aren't they?" - mum
"How did we go from hair removal... to Madame Tussaud's... to the Great Pyramid of Giza... to saucy postcards?"
23/06/2024
"I wondered if I were doing that what sort of tool mechanism would utilize the robotics and technology that I've been seeing emerge" - jazza
"strawberries are defo iffy" - glitterballz
21/06/2024
"You can't get the nick without the knee, you can't get the knee without the bend with the nick and the knee" - vie
"Let's get right to the proceedings proceedening" - daym
20/06/2024
"That's what I thought, that's what I hoped you'd say, and that's what it is" - dad
"Maximal poncho penetration" - vie
"How do we cut fr--up here, when we can't fit this in here." - vie
18/06/2024
"When I was numb, now that was fun"
"I mean, I have to talk over this, it's so copyright" - dank
17/06/2024
"That's super impressive, but you're so damn aggressive"
15/06/2024
"I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample, as is her bosom" - rob
"Forget the rest, it's just BGS"
10/06/2024
Dad - "You make excuses all the time"
Me - "So do you"
06/06/2024
"Here I go, here I go, here I here I go go" - willy
"I need to put Swagdad amongst the list of Good Spans"
03/06/2024