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May 22nd 2026, 11:16 PM

I finally got a lovely new laptop the other day, and the old workhorse has been retired after four years, missing keys and all! Double the memory and ten cores baby! That's about all that's happened, so here's a really nice bit of jazz I've been replaying all day, you might enjoy it too...

January 12th 2026, 2:02 PM

A new Flash has been added to the Flash Zone involving a bunch of monkeys! Yes, I still use Flash, and I've realized there are certain things that HTML5 just can't bring, so expect even more this year.

On a serious note, I realized while making it that I have RSI and can't do precise work with the mouse anymore (I can feel it spreading to my arm). So once I get a tablet and rest up, I'll be back in action. I've always used my non-dominant hand for some reason, so things need to change.

September 22nd 2025, 1:21 PM

It's my birthday! It's the big 21 this year, which means that I'm now officially an adult. You couldn't tell from this website could you? But seriously, massive heartfelt thanks to everyone who sends their wishes.

August 12th 2025, 2:24 PM

I've added a new section to the 'site, called The Quoteorium! It's fairly basic, but it comprises thousands of actual quotes that I've heard, and you get to vote on a quote to see which one comes in first place! Have at it!

August 6th 2025, 12:15 AM

A new game has been added to the arcade! I'm in a sandwich bar and food has inexplicably started falling from the tubes above, so your task is to stack the highest sandwich ever while avoiding the explosives! There's even a leaderboard for maximum competition!

May 26th 2025, 3:01 PM

Most of the website is now mobile-friendly! This includes the newly-added VCW Games section with its arcade main menu which I'm extremely proud of! Only one game is designed for mobile, but more will be coming soon. The selection even changes depending on if you're on mobile or not! This is some serious biz y'all!

May 21st 2025, 2:56 PM

Massive news!! Very Cheap Website is finally its own domain! So it's now officially an actual website.

Everything has been kindly migrated by Webhosting UK who've done an excellent job and will be hosting my website for all eternity. Seeing "verycheapwebsite.com" will never get old.

In the words of Will Smith: "This is quite a momentous, it's a quitest quite momentous"

February 3rd 2025, 5:34 PM

I've finally made my first game in ages, this time using HTML5 and not Flash. Oh, the betrayal! I'm bouncing around on the beach, and your task is to keep me above the water while collecting food. Click here to play it!

I've really taken a liking to making games in this way (it'll even work on mobile) so expect more down the line!

January 1st 2025, 8:42 PM

Happy New Year! Going in with a view to the future this year! Keep your heads high!

August 24th 2024, 11:30 PM

I've added a new section that lets you submit your amazing drawings for others to see! It's still experimental, but check it out! Let's see your masterpieces!

July 5th 2024, 6:05 PM

Finally, this website is beginning to display properly on mobile devices! I haven't got round to doing all the pages yet, but the most "important" ones have been adapted!

In addition, a plethora of new quotes have been added to The Board! (which is amongst the "important" pages)

June 22nd 2024, 10:57 PM

Well blow me down! This site has finally reached 100 visitors! Thanks to everyone who's taken the time to come here!

March 30th 2024, 7:11 PM

Some big things have been happening over at the AntiSocials! You can now reset your password and use an e-mail with your account!

March 21st 2024, 11:06 PM

First update in a while! The website has been put on the back burner, but today, I did some hardcore maintenance work on the AntiSocials! Stuff has been fixed, there's now pinned messages... but the biggest feature of all... page numbers. (mind explodes)

November 21st 2023, 9:06 PM

Huja Nouncement! The Flash Zone now has its own "currency" known as Flashcoins, which you can spend and even bet with! In fact, it's expanded so much it now has its own space! There's lots of new, fun stuff to see!

November 12th 2023, 9:57 PM

I've added a new section to the Flash Zone that contains some Flash experiments and proofs of concept! Proof of concepts? Whatever, just have a look!

November 11th 2023, 7:34 PM

I'm currently test-driving a social area, for users of this website to hang out. Click here to visit! In other news, more Flashes have been added to the Flash Zone, and there's even more to come! Oh boy!

November 2nd 2023, 1:20 PM

2 new Flash games have been added! One involving skating, another involving mindless shooting fun! Check 'em out y'all!

October 22nd 2023, 10:57 PM

Another 34 quotes have been added to the quote board, and some rather exciting Flashes are planned! Expect to see some arcade action!

October 17th 2023, 11:46 PM

A plethora of "new" quotes have been added to the board, spanning all of last year, and everything up until now! Another Flash is in the works, and very nearly complete!

October 13th 2023, 10:37 PM

The front page has really been brought to life now! Random icons have been added that play funny sounds when you click on them. Endless fun!

October 10th 2023, 2:56 PM

The Flash Zone has been completely redesigned! Instead of seeing a wall of text, Flashes are now split up into categories, with a picture of each one beside the title and description. I stayed up until half 2 last night redesigning the page, so you better like it dagnabbit!!

October 9th 2023, 5:32 PM

Today marks the 5th anniversary of this website! It started off as a simple Flash repository, and slowly expanded to become the... thing it is today! Here's to another 5 years!

As an added bonus, check the front page throughout this week for a special surprise!

October 8th 2023, 8:16 PM

The Flash Zone's layout has changed slightly, so now I can fit as many Flashes as I want! Some new (old) games have been added, alongside a very special old Flash!

October 8th 2023, 1:27 AM

After many hours of tedious work, the Flash Zone has finally had a complete rewrite! More Flashes will be added soon!

October 7th 2023, 7:26 PM

It only took 4 years, but this page has finally been rewritten! In addition, there's a new subpage, and the front page now changes depending on the current date! This website's 5th anniversary is next Monday, so check the front page for a fun little surprise!

October 1st 2023, 11:26 PM

Some huge happenings have been happening! The Instant Buttons and Quote Board have been entirely rewritten in PHP, so they're ridiculously easy to maintain now. Also, anyone can upload their own custom Instant Buttons!

September 22nd 2023, 6:06 PM

A "guestbook" has been added, so you can let others know that you've visited! Also, it's my birthday today, hip hip hooray, I'm nearly 20 and still feel 12.

June 6th 2023, 1:38 AM

Finally, the quote board has been updated with quotes spanning the entirety of 2022, plus some recent ones! Yes, it's 1 in the morning.

September 4th 2022, 11:30 PM

A brand new animation has been added to the Flash Zone, about a relative of Mario testing the yellow cape for real! I'm super proud of it, and it's my most ambitious animation yet.

August 5th 2022, 2:58 PM

An aim trainer has been added to the Flash Zone, and 2 others are currently in the works. Unfortunately, the Shockwave games had to be removed due to compatibility, but they'll be sorted!

February 1st 2022, 6:40 PM

Happy Lunar Newnar Yearnar! I've added a couple more Flashes to the Flash Zone (finally), and I've got a fighting game in the works which is gonna be totally epic, y'all!

December 31st 2021, 4:32 PM

Happy New Year's Eve! To celebrate, the Notes and Quotes have finally been updated, with loads of quotes spanning the past 2 years being added!

December 13th 2021, 5:14 PM

Cor blimey mate, it's been a while since the last update! Plenty of Flashes are in the works (some of which are animations), to be added to the Flash Zone, so get your socks ready.

September 8th 2021, 6:28 PM

Big, big news! A new section called "Encyclofakeia" has been added, which is a parody of Wikipedia that features nothing but amusing nonsense!

August 20th 2021, 2:05 PM

Cor, it's been a while since I updated my notes! So much for monthly updates. They're all up to date now, and I've thrown in some bonus raps for you to marvel at!

March 29th 2021, 8:03 PM

The Instant Buttons have had a complete code overhaul, so the design is now completely accurate to the first instant button that was ever made. They're also way easier to maintain now!

March 18th 2021, 9:00 PM

The Note and Quote board is being updated monthly, so if you ever want to see some random bits of text, that's the place to go!

January 23rd 2021, 4:11 PM

A Shockwave games section has finally been added! It only took 2 years for it to happen. More games will be added, so keep checking back!

January 22nd 2021, 2:13 PM

A new art gallery section has been added, and there's also another instant button!

January 12th 2021, 6:51 PM

Breaking news! Support for Flash Player has officially ended, so it's absolutely essential to install the Ruffle extension if you want to continue flashing!

January 5th 2021, 8:03 PM

Happy New Year everyone! A few other sections are in the works, and the repository's redesign will be up shortly! To pass the time, some other Instant Buttons have been added. Check them out!

December 19th 2020, 12:27 PM

Only a week to go until Christmas! The repository's make over is pretty much done, and I've also got some real goodness ready to put on here.

December 1st 2020, 8:47 AM

Mewwy (early) Cwistmas! The front page has been given a nice Christmassy makeover, to make things nice and seasonal.

November 1st 2020, 1:19 PM

As Flash is being phased out completely in 2021, I highly recommend you check out Ruffle! It's a Flash Player emulator written for web browsers, and it's super impressive! It's not finished yet, but it'll hopefully become a plugin soon!

October 28th 2020, 10:32 PM

Another instant button has been added, as well as some very exciting pages! These include song-related drawings and some tools that I've made! The front page also has a counter.

June 12th 2020, 12:06 PM

2 more instant buttons have been added, including a rather peculiar one about pasta snakes! Also, look out for a page all about flexing Flash 3's muscles!

June 11th 2020, 5:43 PM

That Flash repository was becoming a pain to maintain, so it's now finally using CSS! Also, a new subpage has been added, so that's a thing.

June 5th 2020, 12:13 PM

I feel motivated to make Flash games again, so even after Flash is phased out, I'll still be making them! You'd better have your legacy browsers at the ready!

June 4th 2020, 10:57 PM

A few Flashes have been added, and the famous "instant" buttons are finally back, this time in pure HTML form! This means you can finally Uh-Oh on the go.

April 26th 2020, 10:05 PM

I've got some more subpages in the works, as well as a game! How exciting. Also, 17 dips has been achieved!

April 3rd 2020, 3:49 PM

Ever wondered about the worst songs ever? Well, you need not worry, as a page about it will be up soon!

January 2nd 2020, 10:54 PM

It's the new year, hope everyone's had a good one! More updates are soon to come, so keep those eyes peeled!

December 29th 2019, 7:32 PM

It's a world record, 12 Garlic and Herb dips. What an achievement! What will it take to get more next year?

December 3rd 2019, 6:49 PM

More will be coming to this website soon! Expect a page dedicated to the ever-obsolete Shockwave plugin soon, complete with games for you to check out and enjoy!

October 6th 2019, 2:20 PM

This website is finally being cleaned up after a whole year of messiness. More pages are also being added, so that's a thing?

October 5th 2019, 6:40 PM

Breaking news! Support for Flash Player will be ending in December 2020, so make the most of it while you can!

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